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AgeRangeDescription : Teen
Brand : Witty Yeti
BulletPoint1 : NOT YOUR FATHER'S REVENGE CARDS! Idiots that can't park driving you crazy? Show those stupid double parking mother truckers how you really feel with our vengeance note pack.
BulletPoint2 : PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better! Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot stealing driver when they find your sassy citation!
BulletPoint3 : SATISFACTION ASSURED FOR LIFE. We stand behind all of our products. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
BulletPoint4 : PATROL THE PARKING LOT AND DELIVER JUSTICE. 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Did that rude driver at the store with the BMW steal your parking spot? Get even using our funniest raunchy cards.
BulletPoint5 : THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Share laughs with friends when you break these out at the White Elephant Christmas party. They're also amazing birthday presents for the men and women road-ragers in your life.
Color : White 2 Pcs
Color1 : White
Color2 : Assorted
ExternallyAssignedProductIdentifier1 : 859508006836
ExternallyAssignedProductIdentifier2 : 0859508006836
FinishType : Gold
GpsrSafetyAttestation : 1
IncludedComponents : Cards
ItemName : Super Hilarious, Crude Bad Parking Cards 50 Pack. Prank Idiot Parkers and Get the Satisfaction of Revenge With Funny NSFW Novelty Notices. Gag Note Cards Make Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers for Ages 18+
ItemPackageDimensions_Height : 9.4996 centimeters
ItemPackageDimensions_Length : 2.6924 centimeters
ItemPackageDimensions_Width : 5.588 centimeters
ItemPackageQuantity : 50
ItemShape : Diamond
ItemTypeKeyword : novelty-and-amusement-toys
Language : english
Manufacturer : Witty Yeti
ManufacturerMinimumAge : 216
Material : Cardstock
Material1 : Fabric
Material2 : Linen
Material3 : Cotton
MaximumAge : 240
MaximumWeightRecommendation : 10 pounds
ModelName : SDW90001US
ModelNumber : SDW90001US
MountingType : Hanging
NumberOfBoxes : 1
NumberOfHooks : 6
NumberOfItems : 50
NumberOfPieces : 2
NumberOfPlayers : 1
OccasionType : Christmas
PartNumber : offensive bad parking business cards
ProductDescription : Don't get mad at parking lot idiots, get even!Revenge is yours with our 50 pack of bad parking cards with 10 insulting NSFW sayings for maximum savagery.

Put the keys down and pick up one of our offensive parking cards that won't end with a visit from the police. Enjoy sweet revenge while your target is forced to realize they parked like moron. There's a less insult for everyone with our assorted set of sayings. No pen? No problem! We already wrote the perfect insults for you. Simply leave our humorous card on their car and let it do the talking. No more wasting time digging around for a pencil and paper to scribble an angry letter. Let that motorcycle manic feel your rage when you pick out a unique insult just for him.

Are these cards safe for work? Only if no one sees you plant them on your crappy coworkers car. This is the best prank pack recommended for adults 18+.

Looking for something a little less mean? We also offer a clean family friendly, office safe, version. Can I have a sneak peek of the phrases?Some smash hits include:

The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad pulled out.

With a truck that big, your dick must be tiny.

Not used to putting big things in small spaces, eh? Learn to park, baby-c**k.

Some tools are useful and handy, other Tools don't understand how to f***ing park.

If your parking job reflects your overall life conditions, then you must be used to the phrase Dumpster Fire.

What's in the box?You will receive one box of 50 (fifty) 2x3.5in cardstock bad parking notes - 5 each of 10 different phrases.

Satisfaction Assured for Life!If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!
ProductSiteLaunchDate : 2016-06-26T20:01:56.596Z
RecommendedUsesForProduct : Hanging Christmas decorations, holding bags or accessories
Scent : Festive
Size : Length 18",Pack 2
Style : Contemporary
SubjectCharacter : Heart
SupplierDeclaredDgHzRegulation : not_applicable
TargetAudience : Adult
TargetGender : unisex
Theme : Humor
UnitCount : 1
UnspscCode : 14111600