Editorial Review Brought to You by The Unemployed Philosophers GuildThe origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a "disappearing" chalice.) Others argue that the UPG dates from the High Middle Ages, when the Philosophers Guild entered the world of commerce by selling bawdy pamphlets to pilgrims facing long lines for the restroom. Business boomed until 1211 when Pope Innocent III condemned the publications. Not surprisingly, this led to increased sales, even as half our membership was burned at the stake. More recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City's Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.
Features 1) We know a place where dreams are born and time is never planned... And now you can get there with this official Neverland Passport. It's actually a durable and attractive notebook beautifully decorated with vintage images from Peter Pan. 2) There are all sorts of fun uses... We hear that Tinker Bell uses one for her diary. ("Dear Diary, that Wendy is such a jerk.") So get a Neverland Passport for your next trip and you will breeze through Neverland customs (though Captain Hook always has trouble at the metal detector). 3) Includes travel tips, and an official passport information page. 4) Notebook measures 5" x 3.5" and has 64 pages 5) From The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. Don't worry. We are employed, just not as philosophers. UPG is a small, Brooklyn based company specializing in gifts for the sophisticated gift giver. Click on our brand name near the product title on this page for more presents of mind.
Specification Binding : Office Product Brand : The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Color : Neverland EAN : 0814229006480 Label : The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Manufacturer : The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Model : 69337 PackageDimensions_Weight : 2.00 hundredths pounds PackageDimensions : L:4.80 X W:3.40 X H:0.20 ProductGroup : Office Product ProductTypeName : PAPER_PRODUCT Publisher : The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Studio : The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Title : Passport to Neverland Mini Notebook