Specification AgeRangeDescription : Adult Brand : Bevvee BulletPoint1 : OLD LIVES MATTER BEER GLASS - #OldLivesMatter and we'd be out marching in the streets, if our knees didn't hurt so much. Young whippersnappers these days don't know how good they have it... In the old days, we had to walk uphill both ways just to protest! BulletPoint2 : BIRTHDAY GAG GIFTS FOR MEN - No more boring gifts for Dad's birthday! Put a smile on pop’s face with our funny gifts for men to celebrate a milestone birthday at 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90 and beyond. A perfect gift for Father's Day, anniversary, or Christmas. BulletPoint3 : RETIREMENT GIFTS FOR DAD - Finally, it's time to enjoy retirement with a cold pour of your favorite suds. This novelty gag gift is hilarious but also supremely useful for drinking beer, water, juice, soda, and smoothies out of. Or maybe Ensure shakes… BulletPoint4 : SUPERIOR QUALITY GLASSWARE - A 16 oz glass that's made just for old farts! Celebrate with a memorable gag gift for any occasion, milestone, or life achievement. Premium glass is high-quality, transparent, and ready for Cheers-ing and toasting. BulletPoint5 : SECURELY WRAPPED & PACKAGED - All of our premium glassware is easy to clean and ready for gift-giving. Featuring the words "Old Lives Matter" in bold black print that is easy to read. Toss it in the dishwasher with the other dishes for effortless maintenance. Capacity : 16 ounces CareInstructions : Machine Wash Color : Transparent CustomerPackageType : FFP ExternallyAssignedProductIdentifier1 : 858079008867 ExternallyAssignedProductIdentifier2 : 0858079008867 GpsrSafetyAttestation : 1 ItemName : English Bulldog - Pint Glass Gifts for Beer Drinking Men & Women - Fun Unique Bulldogs Decor ItemPackageDimensions_Height : 19.6088 centimeters ItemPackageDimensions_Length : 10.9982 centimeters ItemPackageDimensions_Width : 11.0998 centimeters ItemPackageQuantity : 1 ItemShape : Round ItemTypeKeyword : handmade-beer-glasses Manufacturer : Kitchen Lux Material : Glass MaterialTypeFree : Glass - No other material types are explicitly mentioned, and the product is primarily made of glass. Common material-related concerns such as lead and BPA are not applicable to glass products, so no specific 'material_type_free' values are provided. NumberOfItems : 1 OccasionType : Retirement PackageLevel : unit PatternType : Text ProductDescription : #OldLivesMatter and we'd be out marching in the streets, if our knees didn't hurt so much. Young whippersnappers these days don't know how good they have it... In the old days, we had to walk uphill both ways just to protest!
Laughter is the best medicine, and there’s nothing quite like a gag gift to make an older loved one smile through their dentures!
PRODUCT FEATURES:
“Old Lives Matter” 16 oz Glass For Daily Use Superior Quality Glass Bubble Bag + Gift Box Dishwasher Safe
GAG GIFTS FOR SENIOR CITIZENS
Depending how you look at it, senior citizenry begins at age 55 or age 62. What better way to celebrate becoming an old fart than with a glass proclaiming “Old Lives Matter”… Come again? Louder for old hairy ears please… OLD LIVES MATTER!!
RETIREMENT GIFTS FOR GRANDPA & GRANDMA
This useful-yet-novelty gift is a great choice for seniors that are self-aware of their senior moments. Less hair on the head just means more in the nose – don’t worry, you’ll get it when you’re older. Poke fun with good-natured humor at Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Grandma, uncles, aunts, and siblings to celebrate the fun side of aging.
SECURELY PACKAGED
Securely packaged in a bubble bag and a durable gift box for safe transport and intact delivery. Say what you will about getting old… at least you won’t be drinking broken shards of glass.
NOT YOUR AVERAGE BEER GLASS
To beer or not to beer… now THAT is a silly question!
“I’m thirsty.” “Hi Thirsty, I’m Grandpa!”
Some of the best gifts for old people are ones that can make them laugh and poke fun at just how old they are, in a lighthearted way. Living long is an accomplishment! This 16 oz glass celebrates a life well lived while having a good time and spreading good cheer. ProductSiteLaunchDate : 2022-04-06T02:35:33.169Z RecommendedUsesForProduct : Home Reusability : Reusable Size : Standard SpecificUsesForProduct : Drinking Beverages Style : Contemporary SupplierDeclaredDgHzRegulation : not_applicable Theme : Funny,People UnitCount : 1 UnspscCode : 52152100